Wednesday, April 10, 2013 at 5:00 am (Updated: April 10, 5:01 am)
Kids like lettuce, too!
Hey, listen up!
Why don’t you put lettuce on kids meals?
It would go good with the cheeseburgers.
You people have no respect for our health. Lettuce is VERY healthy.
Put lettuce on them. You would probably get more money.
PLEASE put lettuce on them.
Write back! And I mean it. Your customer,
Defend your rights
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