Webster needs to add a new word to next year's dictionary.
I've always heard that the arrival of a newborn brings sleep deprivation to a household.
Folks, sleep deprivation doesn't touch the state of mind I'm in.
In my farewell column in the Enterprise, I announced that my wife and I would soon be drafting a rookie.
After nine months of being extra nice to my wife (sorry honey, that was a limited warranty), the rookie has arrived.