Today's Opinions

By G. B. Dixon

On Saturday, I attended a performance of "The Pink Panther Strikes Again" at the Springfield Opera House and the answer is yes. Yes, you should go to see it when it returns this weekend. There. (Don't tell me I bury the lead!) Now, many things of importance in this newspaper ask for your attention, so if you choose to continue reading this article, be warned that the rest will only be entertaining.

I’m sitting in my living room with a man I’ve only met once before. He is a perfectly nice person, but he’s the guy you only want to meet once, otherwise it means you’ve got trouble. Having him here today means trouble for me. The man in my living room is the Internet technician. And he’s here to fix what’s broken.